The Celebrity Apprentice, February 26

Who's ready for another exciting episode of the Celebrity Apprentice?  If the Sports Couple has a guilty pleasure, this is it!  Check back in for periodic updates during the episode.  Let's just hope that Trump's hair doesn't hypnotize us during the viewing, and that Sarah doesn't decide to leave me for Donald Jr.

Update #1:  Medieval Times Rules-  and James Lipton-  this has the potential to be a great episode!  And he is a knight?  Of what?  The buffet table?  Oh, no I understand he is a French knight, explaining the military ineptitude.

Update #2:  Who will win, Penn or Lisa?  My money is on Penn, because after hearing the women brainstorm their idea, I don't think it will work.  People who go to Medieval Times do not watch the Real Housewives of New Jersey, due to their attendance at Renaissance Fairs.

Update #3:  Penn's strategy is genius- play to the celebs!

Update #4: Sarah wishes she could be an ass like Lisa.

Update #5: Dee Snider already looks a little bit like a woman.

Update #6:  Be careful Clay Aiken, you wouldn't like Lou Ferrigno when he is angry.

Update #7: Victoria Gotti should just pretend to bury a body in the background. The sand is already there!

Update#8:  I really hope George Takei sticks around long enough to be a project manager.  He will freak everybody out.

Update #9: Don Jr. just tweeted that he looked really good. Mike agreed.

Update #10:  Dee Snider seems like a warrior.  That finger injury looked painful.  The worst part would be having to look at it throughout the day.  Ouch.

Update #11:  Nudity is an interesting choice for a show when you have a room full of children.  I guess the Celebrity Apprentice didn't learn anything from Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction.

Update #12: Lisa is more attractive in drag than Donald SR is in the real life.

Update #13: James Lipton probably wants to hit someone with a pillow case of coins (Arrested Development).

Update #14:  He's Hulking Up- Run!

Update #15:  I wonder if Ferrigno gets voted off if they'll play the sad music from the end of the Incredible Hulk.  And do you ever think the guy who played Bruce Banner on the show is jealous?

Update #16: Over under on Gotta killing Lampanelli jokes by the Trump family:  17

Update #17:  Donald Sr. couldn't show up to the show?  Good thing the men stomped.  My prediction is validated.  Now I feel as if my life is complete, much like that way be gone soul of an audience member.

Update #18:  I think it is time for Gotti to go.  I will refrain from using one of the 2,000 available mob references.

Update #19: Lisa, that STFU was not all that subtle. I bet if she sat on Victoria her mouth would close.

Update #20: Does Donald Trump go tanning with the little goggles? His eyes look weirdo white.

Update #21:  Lisa crying?  Really?  This is crazy.  I didn't see that one coming, especially considering her mean spirited tweets.

Update #22:  So that is how you spell passion!  Thank you James Lipton.  What a weirdo.

Update #23:  I need to move to Las Vegas so I can begin betting on the Celebrity Apprentice.  Yes, I have finally made my greatest skill public.  Predicting the outcome of television shows.