I bet you all (all two of you) are wondering why Mike and I
have been so quiet thus far into this NFL season. Allow me to explain,
rationalize, and justify an extended absence.
As previously mentioned in old posts written in stone, the
sports couple dabbles in the education industry. And every September, the NFL
seasons kicks off almost simultaneously with the first bell of the new school
year. Translation: we are knee deep in apples, paperwork, and the adolescent
mass of New York City. Henceforth, we are unable to effectively juggle our jobs
and our free time passion. It generally takes a week or two to get back in the
swing of things. But alas, we have returned. And hey, we are excited.
Shall we discuss?! I think so.
I am going to number my thoughts so far. I will try to steer
clear of fantasy gripes. I will also attempt to make my commentary short. I am
no
Bill Simmons. I am probably taller and likely have a deeper voice. I will
construct a Venn Diagram later.
1.
The
New Orleans Saints.
I did not think that the absence of Sean Payton would impact
the Saints. They are a seasoned team led by an outstanding veteran QB (Drew
Brees). Yes, there was a lot of off-season turmoil. It did take a while for the
Saints and Brees to make a deal. Bounty Gate nearly wiped out (temporarily) the
leadership of the Saints. Then at the last minute, the court put a stay on the decision. Consistency and continuity is overlooked in the NFL. Drew Brees relies on
Payton. Over the years, they likely developed the secret language that only couples
develop after years of love. But seriously, I had no idea they would start 0-2.
My mind is boggled. But my boggled mind recognizes the importance of Sean
Payton and consistency.
2.
Robert
Griffin III.
Is Washington going to be a serious threat this year in the
NFC East? They did lose this week – but they beat the Saints last week at the
ever-so-scary Super Dome. With only seeing a few snippets and highlights of
RGIII thus far, I think it is safe to say that he is poised and provided with
enough weapons to make the Redskins a serious NFC East contender.
All one has to do is examine the numbers and then look at
the upcoming schedule. His numbers are great and he clearly plays stellar under
pressure. The division is good but HIGHLY UNPREDICABLE. Look for them to split
with Dallas, New York, and Philly. And watch RGIII continue to play well.
Especially when Pierre Garcon returns.
3.
Jay
Cutler and the Chicago Bears.
Hey fans of Chicago – do not get too excited. Your first
blowout victory was over a ‘rebuilding’ Indianapolis Colts team. You still have
Jay ‘Crybaby’ Cutler, an injury-prone Forte, and an aging Brian Urlacher.
Jay Cutler was caught a few times on camera screaming at
teammates and just portraying himself as an off-brand douche. Hey Cutler, are
you going to scream at a guy that is supposed to protect you? Watch him move
over and let you get hammered next time a massive opponent runs at your mock
turtleneck face. This will wear thin on
teammates, divisions will become apparent, and Cutler will get hurt.
4.
The
Green Bay Packers.
I knew they would lose at home week 1! I knew it!
No, I didn’t. And no one else knew it either. In fact, I
think that the 49ers were also subconsciously surprised that they handedly
defeated the Packers. But no need to be alarmed, Packers fans, they will bounce
back.
The 49ers proved in week 2 that they are the premier team
this year.
5.
The
St. Louis Rams.
The ‘stachiest coach in the NFL is proving his worth. Boy,
it has been a while since the Rams have been in the game two weeks in a row. If
they remain healthy and continue to play well against tough opponents, look for
them to do well and not get a top 5 pick in the next draft.
6.
The
Indianapolis Colts.
I am just going to come out and type it. The offensive line
is deplorable. I love the Colts, I do. But they should be ashamed. They barely
protect the quarterback and the running back goes nowhere. Grigson and Irsay
need to seriously make some changes next offseason. If they don’t – they are
playing with fire and risking an injured Andrew Luck and/or a running game that
fails to exceed an average of 60 yards per game.
7.
The
New York Giants.
Eli threw for over 500 yards. 500 yards! The Giants are sort
of like a winning version of the San Diego Chargers. Mediocre regular season
games appear to benefit them while it is the downfall of the Chargers. My
guess… the owners of Giants made a deal with the devil.
8.
Peyton
Manning and the Denver Broncos.
The Broncos need to win tonight to completely sell me on
their level of greatness. Peyton Manning looked very good week 1. He took some
hits, he threw great passes, and orchestrated stellar drives. But I still need
to know he is durable.
Did anyone else notice that they looked like the Colts of
yore last week? I was confused about the type of horse I was watching. Watching
the Broncos SHOULD prove to be fun this year. I am not going to lie, I am
pumped for the 2nd horse this season. Orange PM jersey or white?
9.
The
Replacement Referees
Yuck. Blown calls. Questionable
calls. And Bad calls. Make a deal. I miss Ed H. and his gigantic lawyer
muscles.