Typically it takes a real self-centered no-life to sit
around and make bold NFL predictions in the beginning of September. People like
John Clayton and other ESPN folk morph into an all-knowing beast and attempt
the impossible. The impossible is to channel their inner-Ms. Cleo.
But you know what? Mike and I have nothing better to do
right now. So hey, we are going to channel our inner Ms. Cleo and attempt to
predict NFL outcomes.
Note: We do know this is
a pointless exercise. We are assuming that there are no injuries and everyone
plays to their potential. Obviously this is a scientific nightmare. But hey, we
have time to kill. So here are our predictions…
AFC EAST:
Mike: New England
Sarah: New England
AFC North:
Mike: Cincinnati
Sarah: Baltimore
AFC South:
Mike: Houston
Sarah: Houston
AFC West:
Mike: Kansas City
Sarah: Denver
AFC Wild Cards:
Mike: Denver and Baltimore
Sarah: Pittsburgh and San Diego
NFC East:
Mike: Philadelphia
Sarah: Philadelphia
NFC North:
Mike: Green Bay
Sarah: Green Bay
NFC South:
Mike: Carolina
Sarah: Atlanta
NFC West:
Mike: San Francisco
Sarah: San Francisco
NFC Wildcards:
Mike: Dallas and Atlanta
Sarah: New Orleans and Dallas
AFC Champion:
Mike: Denver
Sarah: Baltimore
NFC Champion:
Mike: Philadelphia
Sarah: Green Bay
Super Bowl Champion:
Mike: Philadelphia
Sarah: Green Bay
Bold 2012-2013 NFL Prediction:
Mike: Andy Reid will retire if the Eagles win the Super Bowl
Sarah: Mike Vick breaks a few ribs, Jets fans watch the
confidence of Mark Sanchez hit an all-time low, and Andrew Luck becomes a
fantasy asset.
