A Typical Evening for Mike and Sarah

4:00 pm - Sarah arrives at the humble abode from the scary building. Sarah launches her bag on the back of a chair. She sighs. She tries to abolish the day from recent memories.

4-4:30 pm - Sarah walks the dogs and collects poop in a plastic bag that claims to smell pleasant (it does not)

4:30-5 pm: Mike arrives with a lovely smile followed by a scary scowl. Mike and Sarah either order food or make a salad. Mike prepares the chicken (if food was not ordered). Mike sits on the sofa if food is ordered. Sarah reads NFL rumors online. <---that defies stereotypes.

5-5:30: Mike and Sarah devour food and change into sexy sweat pants.

5:30-7: Mike and Sarah watch TV. TV shows include HBO awesomeness and showtime fantasies (no one lives like the characters on showtime shows...)

7-9: Mike works on lesson plans. Sarah wastes time on the computer while writing angry letters to inanimate objects or random douche bags.

9-9:15: Mike and Sarah walk the dogs and pick poop up with a bag. Mike gets mad at Sarah for dangling poop in his face. Mike and Sarah then talk about work.

9:15-10:30: Mike and Sarah watch a game of sorts. Sarah talks about her love for Peyton Manning. Mike gets jealous.

10:30-11: Mike and Sarah watch a show on the DVR. Sarah and Mike start to get sad about the next day (work). Sarah and Mike go to webmd and find different diseases that they have and diagnose themselves.

11:00: Sarah realizes that she will go to work and takes a shower. Mike goes to bed and hides under the covers hoping that the next day can't see him and the alarm cannot penetrate the blanket.

11:20: Sarah joins Mike and then dreams about bizarre crap that could never be repeated in public.