The Friendship Hierarchy

What is this? I will tell you. This is the hierarchy of Sarah's friends and/or acquaintances.

Explanation:

Tier 1 - Name and Animal Combination: This tier is where my favorite people reside. There are very few. I will say these are people that I may not know too well. I just simply know that I like them. When I admire or adore someone, they get a dog or cat after a letter in their name.
People in Tier 1: Peyton Manning (P-Dog). Mike (M-Dog). Funny little student (little P-Dog). Superior(s) (R-Dog and T-Cat).
Note: If you say anything negative about the people in tier 1 - you will suffer verbal consequences. 

Tier 2 - Sometimes I like to call refer to people with their name and an adjective. If the adjective is flattering or endearing - that means I really like the person. This is the category that contains most of my friends. Only people I don't know well, students, superiors, and Mike make the first tier. This is not a knock on my friends.
Sample People in Tier 2: James Spader (Creepy Deviant). Rachel (Colorful Rachel). Para at school (Alpha Para).

Tier 3 - For the most part - this means I either don't care too much about you or you are just a mere acquaintance. For example, if a person from this category lost contact with me for 4 years - I would not notice.
Sample People in Tier 3: Oh, come on...I have a heart. ALTHOUGH some names look like this... mean ________, witchy _________, stupid ___________, ridiculous _________, etc.... Try to avoid tier 3.

So there you have it. It is sort of like Dante's Inferno - except more positive.

Yeah, I JUST compared myself to Dante.