Let the commentary begin.
1. How is Lou going to do tonight? Will they do a tampax task? Will he plug up the verbal smack from his teammates?
2. If Sarah raised a lot of money for a foundation - it would be for children with autism. Maybe a social skills organization... If there is not one out there - I would start one. Then I would guilt other B-list celebs into donating a lot of money on the side. I would destroy souls for that cause.
3. Don Jr. loves purple! Sarah doesn't care what anyone else is wearing.
4. Will Lou make it Hulk themed? Or will he just flex his muscles?
5. Alright - Lou is an idiot. Who the ______ does that? Sarah is weird - but she would never do a public push-up.
6. Aubrey laid the ladies smack down on Tia- 100 years old- ouch- Party on!
7. Why would I watch a commercial with a pregnant women having her water break. Not the mental image I want to see. How about a pregnant Cinderella?
8. Scary that Debbie Gibson is identified as a strong player.
9. The male team is quite a picnic of weird-os. You got the fruit, green giant, and the basket cases.
10. Sexy and a Donald Trump show do not go hand-in-hand. The hair is always lurking in the back disrupting the thought processes of viewers everywhere...
11. No one will ever beat the 'Baby Come Back' commercials starring the ever-so-ineffective Swiffer.
12. Women with a sound concept- unforgivably we are getting the wet blanket effect. Just have fun, you uptight people!
13. I find the vacuum a lot sexier than a mop.
14. Just paint Lou green, have him stand still, put a wig on him - and call him a mop. If he wants to go superhero on us... jeez
15. Penn is being a wet blanket- let Lou hang himself out to dry.
16. For the record, what the hell is Clay Aiken wearing? He looks like a prep school boy who transferred schools and confused his uniforms. This is the best he can do? C'mon dude.
17. For the record, two weeks in a row with a challenging task. George would have been really useful in this spot for an Enterprise dirty deck scenario. I'd flush out this idea if given more time.
18. Clay Aiken is stealing Lou's shtick and getting angry.
19. Does the women's idea seem to make them appear a little, ahhh, loose? And men get blamed for being misogynistic!
20. Arseneo- is blowing smoke up his ass part of Penn's act?
21. Leave Penn alone. He eats fire. He probably eat babies too.
22. Lisa and Aubrey are a tight click because they are the only women on the show (sans Ivanka) with brain power.
23. Mike is really into typing "wet blanket" today.
24. Clay Aiken and Arseneo seem like nice guys- they really want to help even though Lou is a pain. Good for them!
25. Donald Jr. had to shift to avoid making a scene.
26. Because he has a gigantic...
27. Did anyone else notice that Lisa's face has about 5 inches from Don Jr's pelvis? He also had the model pose going on...
28. Lisa just said on twitter, "I sense that Mount St. Lisa is going to explode."
29. Lisa matches the drapes behind her! And she just went "church" on those dumb women.
30. But I want to be a star- it's like that old SNL skit with Mary Gallagher.
31. Penn is hilarious and very intelligent. Back off, American Idol (#2)
32. Penn may snap Clay Aiken like a number 2 pencil- and Clay's hair just about matches the color of the eraser.
33. What was Deyanna asking for? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Donald Trump probably plays that on an endless loop in his private viewing room.
34. What are you saying, Mike?
35. If it wasn't politically incorrect, you know some one would say something about Lou giving the presentation.
36. Mike is avoiding the question. Coward.
37. That commercial would never go viral. A loud fart from a dog would be better.
38. The women's was worse. It was a loud wet dog fart.
39. And this product is a crappy Swiffer wet jet. The technology is 8 years old. Yuck.
40. What is a china closet?
41. Neither of these are viral videos. They all lose.
42. If they don't say handicapped anymore, why are their still handicapped parking spots?
43. Lou should just start saying he gives infinity - or sideways eight.
44. I don't know why people don't just say Lou doesn't give 110%.
45. Maybe Dayana spent all of her creativity on spelling her name the way that she does.
46. It is really difficult to take Lou seriously when he talks. ooohhhh 110%!
47. It sounds like Clay keeps getting kicked in the pelvic region.
48. People don't need emotional attachment in the celebrity apprentice.
49. The men win!
50. I bet Tia gets fired- what do you think?
51. Either her or Dayana. The rest are safe. Lisa will be a finalist.
52. Men do weird things after a victory. Oh, it keeps going.....RESPECT? Penn looks pretty angry.
53. Penn is going to kill someone- he probably needs to go beat Teller to get out some frustration.
54. 2-2 on the Celebrity Apprentice Trump Brothers. That is right - Sarah communicated with bothers Eric and Don Jr. on twitter. Big shot.
55. Donald Trump thinks that winning a beauty contest is a solid resume builder and an accurate predictor of character and team effort.
56. Dayana does other things very well, like go shopping for stupid crap. That is a skill.
57. Patricia got called out, and scrambled to try to blame Teresa. Weakness. Her mistake was going after Lisa in the first place, who is stronger than anyone else on the team other than Aubrey. She should have attacked Tia, who is ultra weak and should be jettisoned.
58. I just created a nightmare scenario in my head. WHAT IF all of these psycho women synchronized and had the female cycle at the same time? Flying scrunches and chipped finger nail polish.
59. This is what I hear watching these women talk... "yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip."
60. What is wrong with beige paint?
61. The beige paint thing was brilliant.
62. Sarah would wear sweatpants to the boardroom and try to engage Eric Trump in a game of paper football. Just sayin'
63. Nice to see Tia get canned. Makes me feel good to be right about this kind of stuff, for no real reason.
64. Did Don Jr go to Michigan or something? What is with the colors?
65. Aren't these people there to raise money for charity? Isn't that the whole point??!?!?! These people are too selfish!
Final Thoughts:
Sarah's final thoughts: I would never survive on this show. I would be deathly quiet and then randomly explode on each and every other woman present in the room. It would not be pretty. What bothers me the most about this cast is their complete lack of integrity. No one mentions their charity. Only when they win. John Rich, possibly the greatest cast member ever, CONSTANTLY mentioned his charity and fought really hard to raise money. These people annoy me (sans Lisa and Penn).
Mike's final thoughts: This week of the Celebrity Apprentice left a lot on the table- Lou wasn't as much of a train wreck as we all hoped he would be, the women didn't fight during the task, waiting until the board room to go at it. My only hope is that Aubrey fights with everyone next week, though I think that was a tease on the preview. I predict the men will lose and Clay and Penn will go at it like they mean business. Should be fun. BTW, I missed Corolla on the show, his sense of humor helped greatly.
1. How is Lou going to do tonight? Will they do a tampax task? Will he plug up the verbal smack from his teammates?
2. If Sarah raised a lot of money for a foundation - it would be for children with autism. Maybe a social skills organization... If there is not one out there - I would start one. Then I would guilt other B-list celebs into donating a lot of money on the side. I would destroy souls for that cause.
3. Don Jr. loves purple! Sarah doesn't care what anyone else is wearing.
4. Will Lou make it Hulk themed? Or will he just flex his muscles?
5. Alright - Lou is an idiot. Who the ______ does that? Sarah is weird - but she would never do a public push-up.
6. Aubrey laid the ladies smack down on Tia- 100 years old- ouch- Party on!
7. Why would I watch a commercial with a pregnant women having her water break. Not the mental image I want to see. How about a pregnant Cinderella?
8. Scary that Debbie Gibson is identified as a strong player.
9. The male team is quite a picnic of weird-os. You got the fruit, green giant, and the basket cases.
10. Sexy and a Donald Trump show do not go hand-in-hand. The hair is always lurking in the back disrupting the thought processes of viewers everywhere...
11. No one will ever beat the 'Baby Come Back' commercials starring the ever-so-ineffective Swiffer.
12. Women with a sound concept- unforgivably we are getting the wet blanket effect. Just have fun, you uptight people!
13. I find the vacuum a lot sexier than a mop.
14. Just paint Lou green, have him stand still, put a wig on him - and call him a mop. If he wants to go superhero on us... jeez
15. Penn is being a wet blanket- let Lou hang himself out to dry.
16. For the record, what the hell is Clay Aiken wearing? He looks like a prep school boy who transferred schools and confused his uniforms. This is the best he can do? C'mon dude.
17. For the record, two weeks in a row with a challenging task. George would have been really useful in this spot for an Enterprise dirty deck scenario. I'd flush out this idea if given more time.
18. Clay Aiken is stealing Lou's shtick and getting angry.
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20. Arseneo- is blowing smoke up his ass part of Penn's act?
21. Leave Penn alone. He eats fire. He probably eat babies too.
22. Lisa and Aubrey are a tight click because they are the only women on the show (sans Ivanka) with brain power.
23. Mike is really into typing "wet blanket" today.
24. Clay Aiken and Arseneo seem like nice guys- they really want to help even though Lou is a pain. Good for them!
25. Donald Jr. had to shift to avoid making a scene.
26. Because he has a gigantic...
27. Did anyone else notice that Lisa's face has about 5 inches from Don Jr's pelvis? He also had the model pose going on...
28. Lisa just said on twitter, "I sense that Mount St. Lisa is going to explode."
29. Lisa matches the drapes behind her! And she just went "church" on those dumb women.
30. But I want to be a star- it's like that old SNL skit with Mary Gallagher.
31. Penn is hilarious and very intelligent. Back off, American Idol (#2)
32. Penn may snap Clay Aiken like a number 2 pencil- and Clay's hair just about matches the color of the eraser.
33. What was Deyanna asking for? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Donald Trump probably plays that on an endless loop in his private viewing room.
34. What are you saying, Mike?
35. If it wasn't politically incorrect, you know some one would say something about Lou giving the presentation.
36. Mike is avoiding the question. Coward.
37. That commercial would never go viral. A loud fart from a dog would be better.
38. The women's was worse. It was a loud wet dog fart.
39. And this product is a crappy Swiffer wet jet. The technology is 8 years old. Yuck.
40. What is a china closet?
41. Neither of these are viral videos. They all lose.
42. If they don't say handicapped anymore, why are their still handicapped parking spots?
43. Lou should just start saying he gives infinity - or sideways eight.
44. I don't know why people don't just say Lou doesn't give 110%.
45. Maybe Dayana spent all of her creativity on spelling her name the way that she does.
46. It is really difficult to take Lou seriously when he talks. ooohhhh 110%!
47. It sounds like Clay keeps getting kicked in the pelvic region.
48. People don't need emotional attachment in the celebrity apprentice.
49. The men win!
50. I bet Tia gets fired- what do you think?
51. Either her or Dayana. The rest are safe. Lisa will be a finalist.
52. Men do weird things after a victory. Oh, it keeps going.....RESPECT? Penn looks pretty angry.
53. Penn is going to kill someone- he probably needs to go beat Teller to get out some frustration.
54. 2-2 on the Celebrity Apprentice Trump Brothers. That is right - Sarah communicated with bothers Eric and Don Jr. on twitter. Big shot.
55. Donald Trump thinks that winning a beauty contest is a solid resume builder and an accurate predictor of character and team effort.
56. Dayana does other things very well, like go shopping for stupid crap. That is a skill.
57. Patricia got called out, and scrambled to try to blame Teresa. Weakness. Her mistake was going after Lisa in the first place, who is stronger than anyone else on the team other than Aubrey. She should have attacked Tia, who is ultra weak and should be jettisoned.
58. I just created a nightmare scenario in my head. WHAT IF all of these psycho women synchronized and had the female cycle at the same time? Flying scrunches and chipped finger nail polish.
59. This is what I hear watching these women talk... "yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip."
60. What is wrong with beige paint?
61. The beige paint thing was brilliant.
62. Sarah would wear sweatpants to the boardroom and try to engage Eric Trump in a game of paper football. Just sayin'
63. Nice to see Tia get canned. Makes me feel good to be right about this kind of stuff, for no real reason.
64. Did Don Jr go to Michigan or something? What is with the colors?
65. Aren't these people there to raise money for charity? Isn't that the whole point??!?!?! These people are too selfish!
Final Thoughts:
Sarah's final thoughts: I would never survive on this show. I would be deathly quiet and then randomly explode on each and every other woman present in the room. It would not be pretty. What bothers me the most about this cast is their complete lack of integrity. No one mentions their charity. Only when they win. John Rich, possibly the greatest cast member ever, CONSTANTLY mentioned his charity and fought really hard to raise money. These people annoy me (sans Lisa and Penn).
Mike's final thoughts: This week of the Celebrity Apprentice left a lot on the table- Lou wasn't as much of a train wreck as we all hoped he would be, the women didn't fight during the task, waiting until the board room to go at it. My only hope is that Aubrey fights with everyone next week, though I think that was a tease on the preview. I predict the men will lose and Clay and Penn will go at it like they mean business. Should be fun. BTW, I missed Corolla on the show, his sense of humor helped greatly.
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