Due to a wedding last week, we were unable to post running commentary for the 'Celebrity Apprentice.' As previously mentioned, Mike and Sarah are a sucker for this show. Mike likes the hulk and Sarah likes Jr and the attitude of Lisa. Leave your judgement in your head.
Current winner predictions (the whole thing):
Sarah - Penn
Mike - The red head (Aubrey O'Day)
Running Commentary:
1. Dee Snyder, you would not like Lou (the hulk) when he is angry. He gives 110%.
2. The beginning of this show is touching - almost like 'Outside the Lines' on ESPN.
3. A clone of Donald is up in that building watching (rich scum).
4. GRAND ARMY PLAZA, BROOKLYN!!!! REPRESENT! Wait, there is a library over there. We stay away.
5. Adam could possibly be a sneaky winner. Early prediction: Debbie Gibson will be gone at the end of the episode after a nasty fight with a model.
6. Men do not have a voice, or a soul, Aubrey! Meanie-pants.
7. I personally think that Tiger Woods should make an appearance to plug Buick.
8. I wonder if his ex-wife will make an appearance to break the back window of a Buick with a 9 iron?
9. Michael A. does not speak up. It must be a Michael thing. ;) Oh, snap!
10. If Aubrey put Theresa's green scary scarf thing on...wow, she would look like the Joker.
11. Corolla has a great idea with the heckling. Good thinking, guy!
12. Aubrey would be placed in the shut the hell up van if she was working with us. And these women pretty much weigh 6 pounds each- they can't all fit in one van?
13. The preview for the driving scene pretty much re-enforces every stereotype about women drivers. Good work Debbie Gibson.
14. Mike forgot to put Lisa into the weight equation mentioned in #12. I can be mean about her - she is the Queen of Mean.
15. Good thing this Buick has airbags because the women are about to be hit by a train- a train wreck that is!
16. Michael Andretti looks like he is about to explode- so much for Lou having the worst temper. I wonder what he will do during this task- hasn't made much of an appearance, other then wanting to dress up like the Hulk.
17. An aside note- if we had to watch the voice I think we would end up vomiting and causing a chain reactions that would result in the need for a cleaning crew.
18. Lou finally makes an appearance! Offering to strangle someone- good work.
19. Why would Debbie Gibson sing for a Buick- to make their target demographic not want to buy the car?
20. Good thing Adam told me this thing has 10 airbags- the women may want to get the option for 15 if the presentation goes like it looks it might.
21. Verona used to be a blend of Starbucks Coffee.
22. Crickets make noise while people are preoccupied.
23. Did Penn find Jimmy Hoffa?
24. What did Clay Aiken just say?
25. Don Jr and Eric are participating in a drinking game that involves Lou saying "110%."
26. We think the men won- the verona may have done the women in.
27. Debbie Gibson still thinks she is a household name.
28. She thinks that she is more then that- she thinks she should perform at halftime at the Super Bowl.
29. Michael Andretti is a good man. He should have started the Buick and revved the hell out of the engine.
30. Will Lou ever find peace? On the next Celebrity Apprentice.
31. Adam just offended every hearing impaired American. Way to help out Lou's charity.
32. Lou needs to stop be insecure and self-promoting. Penn does not consistently brag about eating fire. Adam does not talk about how he used to creep out little kids that watched 'Loveline' in the 90s (sarah). This is how Sarah learned about the side effects of STDs.
33. Corolla is a courageous dude! Or a fired dude. He should just bring Lou back so he can finally get fired. All though, I cannot wait for him to be project manager. Maybe they will have a lifting heavy stuff task that he can lead.
34. I hate it when project leaders play nice and refuse to point out weak links. Don't be a __________ willow.
35. whimpy
36. Aubrey O'Day is honest, smart and talkative. I just can't take her seriously with that hair.
37. What the hell does Debbie Gibson mean? Owning herself? And when did Teresa become TAHreca Donald? You aren't so rich that you can rename people?
38. Don Jr. has his power pants on.
39. The women make the board room last about an hour of the show because they can't stop arguing. They really give 110%.
40. Apparently Alec Baldwin made a great decision in getting kicked off a plan for playing words with friends- it has given him a whole new schtick.
41. Pre-board room - all of these women had unnaturally large lips. With all of this talking - I think they doubled in size.
42. The task would have been better if Michael jumped on a trampoline. Adam likes this crap, right?
43. What a shocker- will Adam stick to his word? I think he will, and Trump will bluff and say he will fire two, to get him to bring some others back.
44. This is like the 2000 election all over again.
45. I think Corolla and not so sweet Lou go.
46. Are we allowed to tell a deaf guy to stop talking? Because Lou is getting ridiculous.
47. Adam has guts. Good for him. Who doesn't like a man with guts? Get rid of the weak ones, Don.
48. Lou threw Michael under the bus- or maybe the Indy car?
49. Michael is being perceived as weak- he may go- and Clay didn't do a damn thing.
50. Don Jr. is the man- he should just go all Machiavelli on his father right now. <-- that was Mike (not Sarah).
51. Don't feel bad for Lou. If he wasn't almost deaf you wouldn't walk on egg shells.
52. I think that Lou doesn't have many abilities other then to annoy people, and lift heavy things. He would be an excellent mover.
53. Adam doesn't bring anyone back- integrity- more respect for him.
54. Is Dee elevating his arm or challenging Don Jr. to a thumb war competition?
55. I think that Trump will fire Lou and Michael, and save Adam. Whatever happens, I'm really glad I bought his book and hope you do too- it was a good read.
56. And I can't wait until Don Jr. gets to say your fired- if he does fire two tonight, you can't throw your son a bone Mr. Trump?
57. Did Lou really play two roles in the Hulk series [Dr. Bruce Banner and The Hulk], just so brilliantly we didn't know? Just like he plays two roles on the Celebrity Apprentice, one in the board room and one on the tasks.
58. Dammit, now you must buy Adam's book.
59. Sarah feels like Michael Andretti when she is in a room full of annoying New Yorkers- Mike agrees, and usually leaves said room. Poor Michael Andretti. From now on - when Sarah is in a room full of annoying NYers, she was say she has been Andretti-d.
60. Lou is this year's Pierce- no one on the show likes him.
61. No surprise that Michael got fired- he seems too nice to be on this show anyway. Thank you for being classy Mr. Andretti.
Michael's Final thoughts- another episode of the Celebrity Apprentice that didn't disappoint. I'm really excited about the simmering tension between Teresa and Debbie. I anticipate a wonderful fight. And Lou will be project manager and everyone will submarine him, because they want to get rid of him. And Clay will be ultra frustrated and blow a gasket.
Sarah's Final Thoughts: Michael should have been the project manager, no doubt. But Lou should have been fired. Lou is annoying and not productive. And what about poor Michael in the board room? He could not get a word out! I can relate to that feeling. I am reserved too. When loud annoying people speak and cut you off - you just shut up and sit back. On the inside though - Michael Andretti was calculating all the points he could score by running over everyone in the boardroom in his race car.
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