Peyton Manning split a mountain with his neck.
Peyton Manning put a pin in a Jim Irsay Voodoo doll.
Peyton Manning ripped up Andrew Luck's application to the Manning Passing Academy and called Will Smith over to wipe his memory.
Peyton Manning constructed a Children's Hospital and named it 'The NOT Andrew Luck Children's Hospital.'
Peyton Manning drank all alcohol at the Coors brewery and stored it in his forehead.
John Elway licks the tears off of Peyton's face and stores them in a bottle. Later to be used on a powerful upper lip injection.
....more to come
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