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Sunday, April 1, 2012

Celebrity Apprentice Running Commentary (April 1)

Here we go, suckers!

Side note: It is hard not to get our 'Game of Thrones' on tonight.

Theresa is the project manager for the women.
Dee is the project manager for the men.

Comments: Theresa looks like a genie and Dee looks old. Here we go!

1. It always gets me when older men do not dress their age.

2. Why would anyone want to put their head up the rectum of Penn?

3.  Did Lou just plan a murder?  Look out Penn.  This is also the most strategy he has shown throughout the show.

4.  Is Arseneo flirting with Clay, or is it the other way around?

5.  Teresa is going to enter table flipping mode in the board room-- but alas, she will only get a hernia because Trump's table weighs 1800lbs.  Imported Brazilian hardwood.

6.  Does Regis still sell his line of ties?  I kind of liked them.

7.  It is called hopstop.com Deyenna.  The subway directions are better, because they account for service interruptions.  Go back to being Hugo Chavez's mouth piece.

8. Lisa speaks the truth. I would hate to work in the world of selfish show business.

9. If the set up a table and had Lou go sell the books - people would think he was the poster man for a 'special' charity.

10. Michael Andretti actually got a speeding ticket on the way over there. By the way, I think that was the most he has done this entire season.

11.  Lou called Vince McMahon earlier- I would have like to see him set up a quick table match with HHH & Lou.  I would have donated more to charity to see that.

12.  Nice to see a Teller appearance.  I wish he would do the show, it would have been awesome.

13.  Clay comes off like such a wimp.  Not exactly a foxhole kinda fella.  Unless you are in the Navy.

14.  Will Arseneo get Leno's money?  Or did Conan hijack it?

15. If Lou shows his muscles one more time, I will do steroid and become a muscle-woman, find him, and smack him in the face with a swiffer knock-off.

16.  Looks like I will have to misremember when people ask me about Sarah's steroid usage, as I am sure Lou will flex again.

17. Tjr-dog needs to shut the yapping down!

18.  What would it be like going through your entire life being known as the women who flipped the table.

19.  Ohh Damn- Debbie Gibson being called out- Dee just investigate, and will examine more closely later for confirmation.

20.  Speaking of Dee, he is dressed like a seller of Pink Flamingo's in Florida, who drives a Mary Kay car.

21.  And the winner is- the men- and Arseneo just crapped his pants.

22.  Now we have a major dilemma- do we watch Game of Thrones, or continue with Celeb Apprentice?  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Help!

23. I think Trump will take too much joy in telling Lisa she is fired.

24.  Does anyone not give 110% on this show?  Does this defy the laws of bio-mechanics?  And if not, shouldn't they just raise their games to 120%?

25. Aubrey does look like the type to hang out on the street...just sayin'

26.  I'm sick of Dayenna, so to build on the subway thing- to have effective directions don't you need a starting point?  How do you put that in a guide?  I hate Citgo!

27.  I think Trump was ready to fire Aubrey, but could not.

28.  Teresa will be toast.

29.  At some point, someone Don Jr. should just roll his father's chair, with him in it, out the door and take control of the show.

30. ^ Sarah seconds that.

31. Overused sayings on CA: "Throw under the bus." and "I gave 110%"....

32. Dayana is not speaking because she isn't very bright but bright enough to know she couldn't keep up in dialogue.

33.  This makes Dayanna a good strategist- just like Bushy!

34.  Debbie fired- that sucks for her- this was her big comeback.  Too bad, especially for the weak reason- Teresa did a terrible job of controlling the dialogue about who should be fired.

35.  Dee and Aubrey- yikes.  And Dee is upset he couldn't verify Teresa's claim about Debbie from earlier.

36.  At what point does Paul Sr. just walk off the show, dealing with all of this whining.  They need some cheese to go with it at this point.

37.  Nice to see some of this money wind up with the charity- glad to see so much going to a worthy cause.

38. The women always look like a rainbow. But every rainbow has its E-Or (SP) - Lisa.

39.  Did Don Jr. just out Lou?  Is that why he got along so well with George?

40. Oh my goodness, someone leave Aubrey in the basement of Walgreens.

41. This should be an interesting boardroom.

42. All they can do with Dayana is put her in a bathing suit. All they can do with Lou is have him flex.

43. Wal-Mart?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Penn messed up?!

44. Oh my God, 110% again!

45. I think Trump has a love for people that lack common sense.

46. Eric Trump seems so sweet (Mike may or may not have typed this).

47. Only the season finale of 'Eastbound and Down' would make Don Jr. cry.

48. This episode is too long. I quit. See you next week.

49.  Thanks Don Jr. for calling out Lou on the mathematics of 110%.  Now this episode is too long and I am done too.









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